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Need Demotivational Poster

WHAT MATTERS MOST - Is how you see yourself.

TAGS: only one person needs to love you its you kitten lion
Rating: 4.09/5

More motifakes by TheWiceMan

agdaniele - January 7, 2010, 7:51 pm
Not good when you see only one lion!
GreyScorpion - January 7, 2010, 5:12 pm
excellent 5 lions

WE DON'T NEED NO EDUCATION - Yes you do. You've just used a double negative.

TAGS: we don t need no education double negative pink floyd another brick in the wall grammar
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by MaxChaplin

turbojett - February 6, 2013, 5:33 pm
I was always under the impression they did that on purpose. like a big Eff-You to their educational system.

DENTAL PLAN! - Lisa needs braces...

TAGS: simpsons dental plan lisa needs braces lenny
Rating: 1.71/5

More motifakes by Arpaleggia

airborne173 - March 7, 2009, 12:26 pm
My God you're an idiot! That's from an episode
Dental Plan... - February 11, 2009, 4:20 pm
That's not Lisa!!!

2.9 LIONS -

TAGS: i need a life
Rating: 2.89/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

DreMagnum - February 9, 2010, 7:26 pm
The irony of this poster being at a 2.9, priceless
WTFO - November 2, 2009, 12:38 am
I agree. Some things are better left unsaid.
MrRandom - November 2, 2009, 12:18 am
Good choice
Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 12:17 am
You should shave them before flight anyway. It makes them more aerodynamic. Why do you think I have hairless...I won't complete this statement.
WTFO - November 2, 2009, 12:15 am
The flying is cool but they burn the hair off their asses when they kick in the afterburners.
Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 12:11 am
Just count yourself lucky that they can fucking fly and type thirty words a minute.
Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 12:11 am
They're human-animal hybrids with just a touch of cyborg! What do you expect!? Dog show winners!?
WTFO - November 2, 2009, 12:10 am
Hey! Wait a second. How come 'damn' got censored but 'bastard' didn't?
WTFO - November 2, 2009, 12:09 am
That's what happened to my dog! You Bastard! I now have the ugliest damn puppies you ever seen.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:08 am
Now, that... there is nothing wrong with, Bart. She won't be like that until the next full moon... you gotta get it when you can.
Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 12:06 am
Hey! I'm not responsible for what or who I do when I drink! If a wake up in an open field next to a satisfied she-wolf...them's the breaks.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:00 am
Safe to say that Guinness must not be kind to Bartimaeus.
WTFO - November 1, 2009, 11:58 pm
I could drink all the beer in Colorado and not be tempted by that!
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 11:56 pm
I can drop 12 Guinness in an hour, if need be... they don't make beer goggles that thick.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 11:54 pm
After a Guinness or so, though, the chick would be hot.
Haarakkon - November 1, 2009, 11:48 pm
Ha, I hadn't even noticed. Encase it in amber, immediately! Lol... What a crappy poster.
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 11:47 pm
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 11:47 pm
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 11:46 pm
And its right at that perfect waiting as well.
Haarakkon - November 1, 2009, 11:46 pm
I seem to recall something along those lines...
Haarakkon - June 1, 2009, 5:23 am
No, no, not that there's anything wrong with that. Naw, Agd left off with it last night, and hit it first thing again in the AM...
Sean - June 1, 2009, 12:08 am
Hey, screw you Haar, I have WAY better legs than that -- now. Did my wife send you that OLD pic? And FYI it was halloween, K!!!?
agdaniele - May 31, 2009, 11:17 pm


TAGS: gene pool needs chlorine
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by WTFO

garydunn2 - July 3, 2014, 6:10 pm
Gary- Man broke neck diving into lake, sued chamber of commerce, even though lake was posted no swimming. Chamber settled.
Altrunchen - September 28, 2013, 1:04 pm
Warning: the fresh coffee you ordered might actually be hot!
Bandit5906 - September 22, 2013, 8:38 pm
Already tried by someone with a VW Beetle on the NY Parkway! His necktie aided in his demise!
WTFO - September 8, 2013, 12:57 pm
search the internet for frivolous lawsuits and see what you get. My fav is where a family sued Sea World when their son was killed swimming with a killer whale. (he was in the park after hrs). They claim there weren't warning signs about the killer whale.
WTFO - September 8, 2013, 12:46 pm
One of my favorite comedians. Great way to sum up the poster.
Cannabal - September 7, 2013, 5:34 am
"Just think of it as 'passive eugenics.'" ~George Carlin
CloudchaserS - September 7, 2013, 4:30 am
I have thought before that it seems that the courts don't like the "There shouldn't be a need for us to warn because that it's dangerous should be obvious" argument.
WTFO - September 7, 2013, 12:17 am
Actually CCS, the real reason we have this prob (in the US at least) is because of lawsuits. Idiots sue companies when they do stupid things that get them hurt. BTW, that means normal people pay more for the products to offset the lawsuits.
WTFO - September 7, 2013, 12:15 am
Hopefully, this poster of mine wasn't already done by Airman. My fav I saw was on a fan belt "stop motor first". Really? I'd like to see the guy who tries to put on a new fan belt while the engine is on.
CloudchaserS - September 6, 2013, 11:42 pm
We're warning you about this because we think you have not enough common sense to see the obvious
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 6, 2013, 7:06 pm
Agreed. There is a sign on one of the gates at my work that says "Caution, Heavy truck traffic" It's a road FFS! There's no sign on the other gate though...so far, no one has been run over at either.


TAGS: god needs some lols too
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Rhinosaurus - August 21, 2010, 2:04 pm
5L Haw, well done as usual. @Bart - Genesis actually.
Ed-Hyde - August 19, 2010, 7:22 am
Amsome. A ton of class A motifakes n cubbyfakes this morning.
Hawamleh - August 19, 2010, 7:09 am
Me being the Inbred Muslim I Am, I Wouldnt Know Levictus if it ass raped me.... so yeah.
Bartimaeus - August 19, 2010, 4:09 am
Is this from Leviticus? 5/5
Derek - August 19, 2010, 3:26 am
Engel, angel, ange, ángel argh.
Derek - August 19, 2010, 1:46 am
...and then, the angle dislocated his leg.

PSYCHO DOG WITH A SYRINGE - No.... sudden.... movements....


TAGS: need good woman humor
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

spypengen - April 8, 2012, 11:31 pm
and a fat ugly chick
lgvernon - April 3, 2012, 7:49 pm

Of course!~~
Reality Lord - April 3, 2012, 7:02 pm

guilt kickin in vern. darhlin could i ask you to drop it in the other place plzzzzzzzzzzzz
lgvernon - April 3, 2012, 6:35 pm

Steal away, RL!!!~~
Reality Lord - April 3, 2012, 6:33 pm

vern love the pic. permission to steal it or would you care dropping by my site?

MINIGUN - Approximately 1000-6000 rounds per minute. Could you ask for more? Yes. You probably could. Do you need more? No. Probably not.


CONSUMERISM - We buy stuff we don't need, with money that we don't have, to impress people we don't like.

TAGS: consumerisim don t need money like
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by Budog

suzieq - January 28, 2012, 12:16 pm
do they do these suits for men t55 ?

EVEN A MAN - Needs a walk in closet, and it usually goes well in his man cave ...

TAGS: even man needs walk in
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by Budog

OmegaReaper - April 23, 2012, 4:59 pm
I need one of those to dissapear from my every day life :D where can i get one? It would be motifake and bear all day long :P 5L
Ragnar - April 22, 2012, 11:22 am
me needz it....my precious...my wantz it...
holymoly - April 20, 2012, 5:48 pm
and where do I place my order?
maoworks2 - April 20, 2012, 7:34 am
Wow That's Cool !

ZOMBIE GNOMES - They are kneedy.


TAGS: needle hay stack love lonely
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by Sho

Sho - April 21, 2012, 1:36 am
MashiMashi - April 20, 2012, 9:47 pm
Your gonna go thru a lot of prics b4 you find the hay strand
spypengen - April 19, 2012, 9:13 pm
I'm going to be captain obvious it's painful and not worth it

Imagine -

TAGS: you don t needs math or science
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by spacedog

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 27, 2013, 2:15 am
I imagine that I'm having dinner with Einstein every Saturday evening. But my wife walks in and says, "Who the **** is the old man?" Oh, me and my imagination.

HER MAJESTY HAS ARRIVED - Please stand for The Burger Queen!

TAGS: fat lazy burger sick need a life
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by leeebling

Cloudchaser - February 10, 2010, 10:06 am
I remember seeing a couple both of whom were about that big on similar scooters in a Wendy's drive-thru

MIKE HUNT - He really need your kittens

TAGS: mike hunt needs your kittens
Rating: 4.11/5

More motifakes by TheWiceMan

agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 6:16 pm
Roadkill is no good... tigers need exercise.
Dr. Rusak - January 9, 2010, 6:13 pm
would roadkill do?

BE PREPARED - the Boy Scout Motto has never failed me yet


TAGS: life death neener is wet and needs depends
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by Neener

TheTrashHeap - October 18, 2010, 7:29 pm
Reality Lord - October 18, 2010, 6:56 pm

wow...solid..total 5L
Neener - October 18, 2010, 4:49 pm
Cubbybear - October 18, 2010, 4:43 pm
Truly demotivating sad poster

RELIEF EFFORT - You KNOW your country is messed up when Afghanistan sends support.

TAGS: i really needed a pic
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

JDSlimz - March 23, 2011, 3:46 pm
All Japan needs right now is a mop. 5L
agdaniele - March 22, 2011, 10:35 pm
Glad that they sent "sarrow" instead of "sorrow" - Japan doesn't need any more liquid... not even tears. 5L

I GET HIGH - with a little help from my friends

TAGS: do you need anybody
Rating: 4.79/5

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pzykosiz - July 26, 2010, 8:01 pm
very nice. 5L


TAGS: thanks i needed that cubby
Rating: 4.64/5

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DeGrey - October 10, 2010, 3:05 pm
nice pic, creepy motivation

He/She -

TAGS: needs wants satisfaction men women
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - December 6, 2015, 11:53 pm
Bahaha...I mean...maybe?
Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 10:33 am
...and neither of us are going to get what we want, are we?
MissPriss - August 25, 2014, 2:22 am
Wrong sod...only 1 need, cuz you're dreamin' if you think we women wanna do more than 1 thing at a time...teehee.
Oldsod - August 24, 2014, 8:18 pm
TRUTH. Well, more than one need...there's also sammiches...


TAGS: what i need to know
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - March 21, 2012, 3:27 pm
Yer speakin' my language, Linda.....WOOF
lgvernon - March 21, 2012, 2:45 pm

I bow wow to the 'Poop Master'! H I L A R I O U S!
Airman - March 21, 2012, 11:10 am
GaryO - March 21, 2012, 8:25 am
Oh, it do have a bit of progressive odour to it, now don’t it.
mariand - March 21, 2012, 2:06 am
very funny... because it stinks... hehehe
GaryO - March 20, 2012, 11:01 pm
Well, tellit, I s’pose you’ve been away for a spell, most members will probably sniff this one out about third frame…..but thank you man (maam?), stick around, you got skills I covet
tellitlikeitis - March 20, 2012, 10:43 pm
OMG... I was thinking this was so beautiful... and then... poop... Hilarious! Thanks for the funny!


TAGS: you don t need more
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by dca2

NickelinDimer - August 18, 2016, 9:30 am
Can you say, "Clown-car vagina"?... I knew you could!


TAGS: man need silence sometimes mariand
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by mariand

Tarapin - August 2, 2011, 3:38 pm
Boot to the head Oh, wait...where's the boot?
mariand - August 2, 2011, 12:13 am
huh...I didn't know there are women around here


YARD OF THE MONTH - Cajun Style,No mower needed..

The Gang -

SOMETIMES - I need something that only you can provide Your absence

TAGS: sometimes i need your absence
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by M0rd3kaI

M0rd3kaI - August 9, 2011, 5:33 pm
Already got that one covered :) (check my gallery if you'd like) haha, thanks for 5L's though :D
davidelite10 - August 9, 2011, 4:02 pm
5ilence is golden al5o
M0rd3kaI - August 9, 2011, 7:23 am
Yes... Yes it is lol thanks
M0rd3kaI - August 9, 2011, 7:23 am
Thank you :) much appreciated
crankyhead - August 8, 2011, 10:33 pm
5weet 5olitude.
spacedog - August 8, 2011, 8:50 pm
Nice one M0rd3kaI.
M0rd3kaI - August 8, 2011, 5:39 pm
Or that xD "...toward my loneliness" can then be the following line lol
gas - August 8, 2011, 5:28 pm
or you can add: "but compliments are always welcome" xD
M0rd3kaI - August 8, 2011, 4:38 pm
Thanks, I will withdraw the above mentioned statement for you (lol)
gas - August 8, 2011, 2:19 pm
very nice! 5L


TAGS: million needy souls friends
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Greeny - May 12, 2011, 7:02 am
As Sean would say: the internets. They have pictures there...
heyyouandthehuhwhats - May 11, 2011, 9:38 pm
hey greeny where ya get the pic lol???
Greeny - May 10, 2011, 8:35 pm
heck no, but the advertising revenue would be something...
spacedog - May 10, 2011, 7:38 pm
Nice challenge poster Greeny. Can you imagine motifake with millions here?
steph1 - May 10, 2011, 7:15 am
nicely put...however, we, the other 90% of the population, don't have the need to get ourselves enslaved...go figure

SADNESS OF LIFE - can be easily explained with a diagram

TAGS: life want need
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by gatewayasteroid

luomocheuscivalagente - August 11, 2011, 5:42 am
so true

TOTALLY UNREALISTIC - Superwoman wouldn't need glasses ...

TAGS: totally unrealistic superwoman need glasses
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by Budog

maoworks2 - January 16, 2012, 2:53 pm
What A Belly .
CloudchaserS - January 16, 2012, 3:52 am
Perhaps not to see, but girls always look cuter with glasses!


TAGS: lies truth humanity need hammy
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

5150monkeylove - November 20, 2010, 4:31 am
Great minds think alike. funny how we both posted on the same subject together. 5 LIE-ons



TAGS: love is all you need
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by Airman

colt45103 - August 29, 2010, 7:27 pm
and a bullet proof vest
Notedkillerrage - August 5, 2010, 2:40 am
btw this is John Lennon not paul and i always thought this pic was really cute
Bartimaeus - July 28, 2010, 9:41 pm
Hey, look! It's Paul McCartney!
agdaniele - July 28, 2010, 9:30 pm
[email protected]!
rerun - July 28, 2010, 7:26 pm

for my generation it truely was the day the music died
Derek - July 28, 2010, 7:22 pm
All he needs is life


TAGS: when you need to know every inch of your future
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

erock - February 7, 2010, 12:15 pm
good one "bone"
Produceman117 - February 6, 2010, 3:25 pm
Very good, Bone. And LOL @ the tags.

THE 5TH AMENDMENT - The squeaky wheel does NOT get oil. It gets thrown into the garbage, right after it's replaced by a quiet wheel.


TAGS: we need to get a picture of that for the yearbook
Rating: 3.08/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

faulty switch - August 26, 2009, 11:53 pm
gross gross gross gross oh so gross.
BriaHere - July 31, 2009, 3:43 am
Gosh that's disgusting.
Agent K - July 30, 2009, 11:10 pm
that's kinda creepy actually
BoneCD - July 30, 2009, 11:02 pm
for real
Porcelina - July 30, 2009, 11:01 pm
It's actually easier for fat people to do the splits (supposedly) because they don't need to stretch as far, their fat helps.
Agent K - July 30, 2009, 10:54 pm
this is more disgusting than the woman resting her rolls on the fence post...well done bone well done
BoneCD - July 30, 2009, 10:53 pm
In a good way?
Porcelina - July 30, 2009, 10:51 pm
that is repulsive.
BoneCD - July 30, 2009, 10:48 pm
I didn't think I'd be able to sleep tonight...finally I'm hated again!


TAGS: poor mental health but i think i can tough it out if you really need me boss
Rating: 2.84/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 7:57 pm
Either that or the caught him at the gate...and the guards split the gelt
rerun - October 21, 2009, 7:52 pm

Is he still on the list? Maybe that old warrant he hasn't taken care of popped up and he is afraid of getting arrested, again.
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 7:50 pm
Well now...I think that Mr. Roamer is up to funny business. He didn't come and see me on visiting day.
rerun - October 21, 2009, 7:47 pm

didn't you get my gift? Roamer was supposed to deliver it.
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 7:45 pm
What, I'm married?
rerun - October 21, 2009, 7:42 pm

did you at least marry a women with all her teeth?
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 7:37 pm
Self-Nazi could lead to deep dark depression, if not death
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 7:33 pm
Yuck... very Derek-esque.
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 7:33 pm
Impulse is never a winner. In a crisis situation, the focused man reigns.
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 7:30 pm
Well ya know, I mean in the heat of the moment, the old photographic memory isn't what it use to be...and somewhere along the line they tell me I'm married
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 7:27 pm
Bone... you've been here long enough.... did you completely miss my chicken wire lecture?
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 7:22 pm
Ya I know...last time I did that I was already in jail...they found the other bodies. So now I'm stuck in pros...Hey at least we got WiFi
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 7:20 pm
Talking in your sleep only means one more body to add to the pile. But, yes... it's a good practice.
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 7:17 pm
No wonder they always catch me...and I always thought that it was because I talked in my sleep!
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 7:14 pm
And drop the weapon... never forget to leave it at the scene, Bone.
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 7:12 pm
Another one I missed 5 poodles, and don't forget to wipe the prints
Haarakkon - October 21, 2009, 7:10 pm
Heh, thanks SD. I'm sort of fond of it.
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 7:10 pm
Agreed... Space with the pseudoephedrine-induced call-in!
spacedog - October 21, 2009, 7:08 pm
This one is very appropriate for today. It should be rated much higher too; excellent Haarakkon.
Haarakkon - August 3, 2009, 6:40 pm
Steve has an anti-social disorder.
rerun - August 3, 2009, 12:10 pm

waht about Steve...the 18th voice? He on vacation?
Haarakkon - August 3, 2009, 11:49 am
Thank You. From all 17 of us.
Ed-Hyde - August 3, 2009, 10:18 am
agdaniele - July 31, 2009, 10:25 pm
I love the tags!


TAGS: kirk needs prune juice ftw
Rating: 2.18/5

More motifakes by TheABC

agdaniele - October 31, 2010, 6:20 pm
Thanks for the head's up, rerun. ABC, you are going to have a very hard time of it now.
rerun - October 31, 2010, 6:11 pm

ABC - why do you continue to resubmit work that has been rejected? Keep up the crappy work and it will be a very quick exit for you. You only get this one very public warning.
TheABC - October 31, 2010, 3:11 pm
Thx, I will.
5150monkeylove - October 31, 2010, 3:03 pm
ABC a word of advice... Use the PM function and ask for some help from the older members if you want to improve.
TheABC - October 31, 2010, 2:59 pm
Thank you for your support ICEMAN.
ICEMAN - October 31, 2010, 12:15 pm
You Mods just approve this crap to torture us. I get it, your version of a Halloween prank.


TAGS: no need to thank me
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by culos

rerun - October 6, 2010, 7:50 pm

you talk to your mom about her sex life? that is disturbing.
HammerofHeeb - October 6, 2010, 8:29 am
The peanut butter. Eff you, mom. FTW.
HammerofHeeb - October 6, 2010, 8:28 am
I had made this my FaceBook status once, and everybody said, gross. Sick. Dude, I don't wanna think about that. And my mom says, not that it is any of your business, but no. I didn't. But don't ask your gather where his fingers were before he put them in



TAGS: where the hell is 60 minutes when you need them
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - April 24, 2011, 7:11 pm
Hey, I aim to displease. And sorry if I happened to trigger any sea mammal related flashbacks -- that too would have been intentional.
Feasibly - April 24, 2011, 7:01 pm
Man, Sean you really know how to spoil a guy's Easter. There I was enjoying a nice day reading poster comments and you just clammed up! What a kill-joy...or is it killjoy?
Sean - April 24, 2011, 6:39 pm
As for the "submersion" not so much. You see I had passed out drunk in the cheap seats at Sea World. And it had grown late. Everyone had gone ... That's it. I can't do this. Too painful.
Sean - April 24, 2011, 6:30 pm
Oh the shame ....
Sean - August 12, 2010, 2:03 pm
I said DON'T ask.;
BrokenEye - August 12, 2010, 12:56 am
um. . .
Sean - February 24, 2010, 9:24 pm
If there's an aquatic loophole to be found in any given situation, Aggy's the wetback to call.
BoneCD - February 20, 2010, 10:57 am
@Aggy...LMFAO *tears*
agdaniele - February 20, 2010, 10:56 am
Only your finger?
BoneCD - February 20, 2010, 10:55 am
5 poodles
BoneCD - February 20, 2010, 10:54 am
My wife and I swam with those guys...that's the first thing they warn you about...that, and don't stick your finger in their blow hole.
[email protected] - February 20, 2010, 7:31 am
I saw zat on one of those x-treme camera footage shows. They don't know where are goods are @ but they'll drag U 2 the deep end & give it the old college try
CpnKangaroo - February 20, 2010, 1:09 am
they are sneaky f*ckers.
Produceman117 - February 20, 2010, 1:07 am
Say what, now? For real?
agdaniele - February 20, 2010, 1:04 am
The plot thickens.


TAGS: skool don t need it
Rating: 4.26/5

More motifakes by house

NO SEX, NO BJ'S, NO MASTERBATION. - And I better not catch you on Motifake again.

TAGS: bitch needs to die
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Bovee

agdaniele - February 12, 2010, 7:09 pm
Nicely done. Get a new girl.
phydeaux - February 9, 2010, 8:46 pm
5L....but were you listening to Mrs. P and I last night?!?!
rerun - February 9, 2010, 5:33 pm

speaking of photo shop, I wonder whatever happenet to photochopped site Mr. M set up.
spacedog - February 9, 2010, 5:26 pm
Excellent Bovee, 5Ls.
Bovee - February 9, 2010, 3:26 pm
Someone is going to photo shop that as a picture now and i will give it 5L's
rerun - February 9, 2010, 3:25 pm

Well, when I find her I may tell you about it
GreyScorpion - February 9, 2010, 3:14 pm
nice deal if you can get it ReRun, I just wouldn't let her husband find out about it though ;)
Bovee - February 9, 2010, 3:12 pm
Thanks guys it means a lot when the guys who's posters you love like yours. @Rerun that would work for me.
rerun - February 9, 2010, 2:56 pm

how about a wife who will give you a BJ while you are on Motifake just so she doesn't have to have actual intercourse?
Airman - February 9, 2010, 2:49 pm
I'd laugh if it wasn't so true
ronsart - February 9, 2010, 1:44 pm
GreyScorpion - February 9, 2010, 1:04 pm
the best posters come from personal experience, right Bovee?...5L



TAGS: woman needs lawn cut mariand
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by mariand

GaryO - January 22, 2013, 9:10 pm
Yes Virginia, there really is a lawn…or so I’ve been told. It’s just hard to see after a bust in the eye.
Silverheart - January 22, 2013, 6:17 pm

Hmm? There's a lawn? 5Ls


TAGS: inspiation calendar mans needs
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by Greeny

pricksoldier - September 29, 2011, 9:33 am
ammo, the answer is ammo, try survivin a fire fight longer without ammo and see what happens...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 28, 2011, 9:26 pm
I've been misquoted....I would have said Weed...or fishing.5
the1stCOMMI3 - September 28, 2011, 9:03 pm
forgot to add me-vodka!
joeprimo - September 28, 2011, 8:46 pm
5 "hopeful" lions for you!
house - September 28, 2011, 5:23 pm
Loved it Greeny, 5L. although beer and pills, really. I'm more of a scoth and coke (the white kind) of person
Reality Lord - September 28, 2011, 7:25 am




TAGS: relief overdone needs different relief
Rating: 4.54/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

5150monkeylove - February 21, 2011, 1:01 pm
thanks bone
BoneCD - February 21, 2011, 7:14 am
@Monkeylove...try using the sync tool at: http://www.motifake.com/sync.php
5150monkeylove - February 20, 2011, 11:56 pm
Is all well? nothing to vent on anymore... 'tis a sad day for spies everywhere.
5150monkeylove - February 20, 2011, 11:52 pm
already done prior to your sage advice.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 20, 2011, 11:49 pm
You'll have to PM Mr.M and have it removed and resubmit. Maybe that will teach you to pay closer attention.....crybaby.
5150monkeylove - February 20, 2011, 11:12 pm
Please fix this.
5150monkeylove - February 20, 2011, 11:12 pm
Hey! Where did my name go?


TAGS: shakespeare needed penicillin stds donk
Rating: 4.52/5

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Donkasaurus - February 20, 2011, 1:08 am
Shake died of syphilis...which is killed via penicillin, Dr. Mahomygod.
Mahomygod - January 24, 2011, 8:46 pm
Antibiotics for thrush? would you like some petrol to cure your burning house too? :P
tellitlikeitis - January 19, 2011, 9:59 am
Most excellent.


TAGS: cute girls need love cubby
Rating: 4.13/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 2, 2014, 11:21 am
My wife's a tomboy; her sister is the girly one I cannot stand. I can actually joke with my wife without always worrying about her feelings. Besides, you'd have to agree, tomboy or not, a woman in a teddy is still a woman in a teddy.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 2, 2014, 11:20 am
The women now, holy crap! I cannot stand to overhear one talk in a coffee house for more than two minutes. On and on about NOTHING; shoes, makeup, relationships - FEELINGS!
Sean - October 10, 2011, 1:01 am
Notable TBILFs: Blair from the Facts of Life; Leather Tuscadero from Happy Days; Scout from To Kill A Mockingbird (once she turns legal I mean).
Claire - October 9, 2011, 3:16 pm
That's quite the stereotype.
M0rd3kaI - October 9, 2011, 1:10 pm
Don't know about the rest of the world, but my personal opinion is talking in favour of tomboys, reason: the girly ones who are too worried about their nails and hair to be able to do medial tasks pisses me off...
jameswnash - September 23, 2010, 9:03 pm
Oddly enough, I always liked the tomboys, the Jo Polniaczek's, the ones not afraid to get dirty over over the Joan Wilder's of the world




TAGS: who needs direct tv
Rating: 4.8/5

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Sean - July 1, 2010, 9:18 pm
*cat (shtuuupid shrooooms)
Sean - July 1, 2010, 9:16 pm
Love it. P.s.: it's obvious someone was on shrooms when they named their case. Just sayin'.


TAGS: failure we need it cubby
Rating: 4.77/5

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DeGrey - October 10, 2010, 2:55 pm
Don't be so hardon yourself you just got it on upside down

BAD PARENTS - Those kids will still probably grow up to be better people than all the kids with pussy parents who shelter them.

TAGS: kids need to bleed cubby
Rating: 4.7/5

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Sean - July 26, 2010, 11:04 am
Wussy kids are the worst. Got some in my neighbourhood. It's damn near impossible for me to hide my disgust. Neglect is a form of education -- compared at least to the parenting tactics I get to witness.
Cubbybear - July 25, 2010, 3:49 am
I hate wussy kids
agdaniele - July 25, 2010, 2:12 am
Gonna agree with that 110%


TAGS: i might need some help
Rating: 4.63/5

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ICEMAN - July 26, 2010, 8:23 pm
Whew! Good to know I'm not the only one. 5 red haired midget poodles



TAGS: i need a fan too
Rating: 4.52/5

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RuckHumpinGrunt - January 16, 2011, 3:45 pm
freestyler - May 4, 2010, 12:02 pm
I remember a girl put tiger balm on her JJ and she did the exacts same thing to cool it off.


TAGS: where is the admiral when we need him
Rating: 4.5/5

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Robikus - September 13, 2011, 2:29 pm
Schrodinger has gone too far!
AdmiralAckbar - October 29, 2010, 12:26 am
5 support payments
agdaniele - October 28, 2010, 11:21 pm
Wait for us over there.
panic8 - October 28, 2010, 11:12 am
The Name of the Cat is Schroedinger? BTW, there's a similar naughtyfake with the subject "Venus Fly Trap"...


TAGS: school transport fly special needs
Rating: 4.38/5

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djrcreative - February 5, 2012, 12:32 pm
Yup. Just a li'l bit of Bondo and she'll be good as new. ;)
maoworks2 - February 5, 2012, 12:28 pm
Body Work Maybe !


TAGS: don t need above the law
Rating: 4.31/5

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Reality Lord - May 3, 2011, 5:50 pm

NWO Democracy FTW!
forseti - May 3, 2011, 4:11 pm


TAGS: douzten kroes women know what neener needs
Rating: 3.84/5

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Neener - October 21, 2010, 7:48 pm
Only took 5 minutes for submitter's remorse. I could have done this better now that I think about it.


TAGS: needle pain
Rating: 3.55/5

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5150monkeylove - September 3, 2010, 9:26 pm
Oh, the neeeedle.

MEXICAN RESTAURANTS - They're finally understanding our needs


TAGS: the day the music died all you need is love i wish i were an oscar meyer weiner those songs stick in your head
Rating: 4.69/5

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jameswnash - September 18, 2010, 8:48 pm
The weiner mobile parked in the wrong opening...anyway 5 franks!


TAGS: no text needed
Rating: 4.69/5

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MrAndyT5 - January 7, 2011, 4:12 am
that's Unka Ghastly on the right... heh, he does the best comics... and the bands pretty cool too.



HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY - Just in case you forgot...print out this poster and cut along the lines. You can thank me on Monday!

WELL, I DO NEED SOME SPRING ONIONS - But I'm not sure about the other stuff...

TAGS: well i do need some spring onions
Rating: 4/5

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Derek - May 13, 2010, 10:20 pm
As one would expect from a Chef

THE SECRET - Santa's Secret Weiner Elves... delivering Santa's gifts through your apartment building's ductwork

POPPING THE QUESTION - You did, and she said yes. Good luck with that

TAGS: friends who needs them
Rating: 3.07/5

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Anonymous2 - August 17, 2010, 4:24 pm
Meh, she only said yes because he's hung like a horse.

DENTAL PLAN! - Lisa needs braces...

TAGS: dental dennal plan lisa needs braces
Rating: 2.3/5

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LOLCorp - May 7, 2009, 7:16 pm
Dental plan! Lisa needs braces.
Why? - August 1, 2008, 2:29 pm
Dental plan! Lisa needs braces.
KRis - July 31, 2008, 2:02 pm
Dental plan! Lisa needs braces.
Bulgy McPackage - July 28, 2008, 12:14 am
Dental Plan! Lisa needs braces.


TAGS: crap motifakes need help this is what it is like at home
Rating: 4.95/5

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forseti - October 18, 2010, 7:51 pm
hawa(mleh), yes. ;)
5150monkeylove - October 18, 2010, 7:42 pm
are you referring to the hammy roast poster? paint actually helped out for once
forseti - October 18, 2010, 6:12 pm
love it! but the hawa-version is at least as funny as this one! ;)
Neener - October 18, 2010, 3:51 pm



TAGS: no green thumb needed
Rating: 4.78/5

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crankyhead - December 1, 2010, 4:18 pm
nothing makes gardening more fun than a good hoe. =)

SENSELESS & POINTLESS - life before motifake devoid of any real purpose


TAGS: timmies need to be hit with a brick
Rating: 4.6/5

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R.S.Jake - June 1, 2010, 3:07 pm
1up! LOL Nice! 5 Mushrooms!
pieman - June 1, 2010, 2:05 pm
Instant Classic! 1l+1l+1l+1l+1l. That is how Timmy math works right?


TAGS: who needs wheel clamps anyhow
Rating: 4.59/5

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pzykosiz - October 21, 2010, 5:58 pm
Nice. 5L's


TAGS: love is all you need
Rating: 4.4/5

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spacedog - July 28, 2010, 7:14 pm
Woof!..er..bark..no..um..dang I know chocolate is bad for dogs...but dang!

ADVERTISING - When searching for advice on motifaking This might be a good way for me to get someones attention.

TAGS: need help motifaking
Rating: 4.38/5

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mariand - January 21, 2012, 6:58 pm
bring here the beer...lol


TAGS: i need one now cubby
Rating: 4.25/5

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spacedog - August 21, 2010, 7:47 pm
This is great Cubby. 5L



TAGS: china day a man will pay 10dollar for a 5dollar item he needs a woman will pay 5dollar for a 10dollar item she doesnt need but its on sale
Rating: 4.08/5

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TED - March 19, 2010, 3:44 pm
That is because they have no REAL logic. They're like progs, it's all feeeeeeeel.
Produceman117 - February 10, 2010, 6:40 pm
Amen, Grey.
camden - February 10, 2010, 4:24 pm
Ooh an abacus, thats easy to understand!


TAGS: need want yin yang symbol
Rating: 4.08/5

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440wakeup - August 10, 2010, 10:04 pm
This is 2 EZ, the ying yang a hot but crazy bitch a homely but charming gir, who meets the boys, parents, and who do you have kids with.

CLARIFICATIONS - Sometimes rejection reasons for "not funny enough" are difficult for noobs to understand.

TAGS: clueless noobs need clarification
Rating: 4.06/5

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Airman - September 27, 2010, 7:09 pm
LOL at Don Scorpion
5150monkeylove - September 27, 2010, 6:55 pm
oh, forgive me don scorpion, My noobness slipped out.
GreyScorpion - September 27, 2010, 6:48 pm
oh for the love of....it's the last sentence in the comic ;)
5150monkeylove - September 27, 2010, 6:34 pm
NAFW? More hieroglyphics to me. Help a noob out here.
GreyScorpion - September 27, 2010, 6:29 pm
I laughed at this, 5 NAFW's
5150monkeylove - September 27, 2010, 5:54 pm
Thanks. I felt it fit the bill for the recent debate that occurred.
Reality Lord - September 27, 2010, 5:21 pm

LMFAO....a huge 5'er monkey.

P-O-L-I-C-E - How smart you need to be to do something like that? ...I don't mean at the guy in the bushes



TAGS: do i need to become homosexuell sausage fest syndrome
Rating: 3.79/5

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forseti - May 21, 2010, 5:00 pm
Honey, please... YOU are the one who shows everybody his stinger with your avatar! ;)
GreyScorpion - May 21, 2010, 11:33 am
try? I thought you....oh never mind...


TAGS: dont spend your money on things nobody needs
Rating: 3.67/5

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agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 1:59 am
Love it!
- November 4, 2010, 9:57 am
Thanks! There are, at the very least, two kinds of voters here, too! ;-)
GySgt1811 - November 4, 2010, 9:52 am
There are, at the very least, two levels here. Well done. 5 hungry mouths...


TAGS: snookie needs a burka
Rating: 3.45/5

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corbett06 - March 6, 2011, 1:45 am
snookie want smush smush


TAGS: time day suicide suicidal logic lunch break too short jumper needs to hurry nice shoes btw
Rating: 3.39/5

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Bartimaeus - December 19, 2009, 5:05 pm
...and glass can shatter. Don't let it deter you. lol
Grim [email protected] - November 12, 2009, 1:08 pm
Pretty sure he's in a galss elevator...
Bartimaeus - October 23, 2009, 8:16 pm
ty. Based on a true story.
spacedog - October 23, 2009, 8:14 pm
Very nice Bart.
Bartimaeus - October 23, 2009, 7:01 pm
Thanks, man. That's always good to hear.
agdaniele - October 23, 2009, 6:58 pm
5L Bart... excellent!!!


TAGS: life time human nature need religion atheism pope spiritual joke fake logo mark twain quote
Rating: 3.38/5

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Chateaux - August 18, 2009, 9:03 am
Ed-Hyde - August 18, 2009, 7:47 am
Absolutely Amsome!


TAGS: think i need a spoon
Rating: 3.36/5

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Zetmonk - May 23, 2012, 7:10 am

BOTTLE OPENER - Actually there's no need here. Just ask your friend if she can help you.

TAGS: no need for a bottle opener
Rating: 3.26/5

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Krissie - January 9, 2010, 8:08 pm
frightening...just plain FRIGHTENING


TAGS: lithsp oh what ever moooooooo i need your help here
Rating: 3.18/5

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crankyhead - May 3, 2010, 1:27 am
probably the same asshole who put three t's in "stutter" =)
Derek - January 2, 2010, 3:43 pm
Interesting (computer) language (too many brackets (don't you agree?))
BriaHere - August 26, 2009, 9:59 am
Agreed, I have a lisp, not an obvious one, but enough to annoy me.
BoneCD - August 24, 2009, 6:49 pm
Have no idea where he got it from...but I was laughing my ass off when he got all worried. Too funny!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 6:47 pm
I don't know why Ron made that poster anyways.....I was too honored to ask him.
BoneCD - August 24, 2009, 6:43 pm
Thats tho nithe
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 6:39 pm
I hate typing on my laptop, so i'm just gonna say right now that I;ve give 5's to everything Bone has posted today......same goes for LD.